Thursday, August 19, 2010

So much fun. Not.

I'm glad that we're parting ways tomorrow with those sorry excuses for a younger brother and sister. I wish my older sister would leave too.

All my brother does is gloat about how cool and awesome and strong he is. The sad thing is that he lives up to it. He pours about half a bottle of tobasco sauce on every meal, he shows off his muscles, and then he gets into arguments with me that he always 'wins' and then he gloats about it more. He's a fucking jerk, and I want to break his neck because he has caused me more emotional pain that he'll never be able to comprehend.
My little sister and older sister. They sit there at the dinner table tap tap tapping away on their little iphone texting to their friends and posting useless shit on facebook. POSTED FOUR MINUTES AGO ON MOBILE: OH I PICKED UP A FORK LET'S PARTY
I wanted to take their iphones and smash them to bits under my shoes.

Speaking of shoes: sandals. The sun got through certain sections of my sandals and now I have a square of really bad sunburn on my feet. I feel like shit, and I can't wait to leave this fucking sinkmess.

So this trip has only made me hate my family more?
Well it's also made me hate people in this State.

The Phillies fans seem to be okay when my dad talks up to them, it's like they're brothers and stuff, or maybe even long time friends. One thing that I have seen so much of is fat people in power chairs and lazy people. It amazes me how many people here who don't appear to have any sort of other disability, they're all simply fat. Something that pisses me off, but not nearly as much, is the lazy people, who just want the free ride. What a fucking waste of energy, trying to walk to the chicken stand, right?

Mexicans continue to have the most unsanitary restaurants. I am upset, that even a high end chain like Tortilla Jo's would be so scummy. It is so authentic that the water is dangerous to drink, and they have TACOS and BURRITOS and BEER and SALSA. Oh, and the menu they gave me was covered in greasy handprints and there was salsa stains on it and it had chip crumbs on it.
Sure, i'll have the REFRIED BEANS WITH GUACAMOLE AND A LARGE SIDE OF CHICKEN FRIED CHICKEN.
Why do Mexican restaurants have to be like this? I want to eat something different.

Tomorrow is going to be a long day. Six hours in the car back to Monterey, but I have an iphone too which I only use for music. I'm going to enjoy a nice cool ride back to my place. I'm sure everything will be better in the last two days.

School is coming up, and I am really nervous.


Signing out.
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1 comment:

  1. I can relate to you on a lot of levels.
    My grandmother is one of those people who sits in powerchairs because she's obese, and it kind of bothers me sometimes. She's a good person and all, but she doesn't have a bad hip or anything.
    ...She's just, "Sizable".

    I dislike a lot of my extended family for the same reasons you dislike your sisters. They sit back and text the whole time I see them, and then they spend the rest of the time drunk and cheering like frat-boys.

    Sorry your trip was a bust, Doc.

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