It was a good weekend.

Although I am feeling somewhat horny for some reason, here is a brief recap of my weekend which was absolutely the best ever.
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So much fun. Not.

I'm glad that we're parting ways tomorrow with those sorry excuses for a younger brother and sister. I wish my older sister would leave too.

All my brother does is gloat about how cool and awesome and strong he is. The sad thing is that he lives up to it. He pours about half a bottle of tobasco sauce on every meal, he shows off his muscles, and then he gets into arguments with me that he always 'wins' and then he gloats about it more. He's a fucking jerk, and I want to break his neck because he has caused me more emotional pain that he'll never be able to comprehend.
My little sister and older sister. They sit there at the dinner table tap tap tapping away on their little iphone texting to their friends and posting useless shit on facebook. POSTED FOUR MINUTES AGO ON MOBILE: OH I PICKED UP A FORK LET'S PARTY
I wanted to take their iphones and smash them to bits under my shoes.

Speaking of shoes: sandals. The sun got through certain sections of my sandals and now I have a square of really bad sunburn on my feet. I feel like shit, and I can't wait to leave this fucking sinkmess.

So this trip has only made me hate my family more?
Well it's also made me hate people in this State.

The Phillies fans seem to be okay when my dad talks up to them, it's like they're brothers and stuff, or maybe even long time friends. One thing that I have seen so much of is fat people in power chairs and lazy people. It amazes me how many people here who don't appear to have any sort of other disability, they're all simply fat. Something that pisses me off, but not nearly as much, is the lazy people, who just want the free ride. What a fucking waste of energy, trying to walk to the chicken stand, right?

Mexicans continue to have the most unsanitary restaurants. I am upset, that even a high end chain like Tortilla Jo's would be so scummy. It is so authentic that the water is dangerous to drink, and they have TACOS and BURRITOS and BEER and SALSA. Oh, and the menu they gave me was covered in greasy handprints and there was salsa stains on it and it had chip crumbs on it.
Sure, i'll have the REFRIED BEANS WITH GUACAMOLE AND A LARGE SIDE OF CHICKEN FRIED CHICKEN.
Why do Mexican restaurants have to be like this? I want to eat something different.

Tomorrow is going to be a long day. Six hours in the car back to Monterey, but I have an iphone too which I only use for music. I'm going to enjoy a nice cool ride back to my place. I'm sure everything will be better in the last two days.

School is coming up, and I am really nervous.

Signing out..

Heaters gonna heat.

I'm having a lot of fun here in Disneyland, but there is one thing that I hate most that I have to deal with. That would be the insane southern California heat. It's a whopping 90 degrees and I am melting. I also don't enjoy water rides in the heat, because the water seems to stick to you uncomfortably for a long time before you change out of it. Sure, I would enjoy a water log ride if it were frozen over though.

I shaved my Gordon Freechman Goatee off yesterday and I regret it. I'm going to try it once more after my parents and I part ways. I want to also dye my hair purple. If I don't like it after it is purple I will put a ushanka on when I am in public, it's as simple as that.

I am getting my drawing skills and stuff in line, I think it's time to try something new, so..
I'm going to switch things up a bit, and I am going to try a different drawing program. I don't know what it will be, but I am open to suggestions.

After a small change of plans, too, I am going to need 70 original characters. It's a lot of work, but I think I can manage. I need a lot because that is how many cards are in a tarot deck. Every OC will be assigned a name that represents a card. For example, Ivan the Tengu will represent Justice, and Anja (thinking of changing it to Anza) will represent The Moon. All other minor characters will represent 'one of cup' , and etc.

About steam..
I enjoy being friends with Parsee AKA Millennium Edition. I used to think of it as a 'friends at gunpoint' sort of deal, but I have gotten used to his shenanigans. I'm a bit worried about Parsee though, I hear that she and Ichirin had some sort of conflict, but I don't want to intervene. It's odd though, because had it not been for Parsee looking out for Ichirin when I tried to trick her, I would never have met her.

And now this? At least I got my bank account in working order again.

A parade just started outside. I'm staying at a hotel in Walt Disney Land known as "The Grand Californian".
This parade marks 5PM, I've been writing for a while, and now I get to enjoy Disney Film characters dancing to an upbeat and catchy remix of "Bang on the Drum all Day".

For dinner, I get to go to some mexican restaurant. I will be sipping some Corona and enjoying an authentic burrito. Wow, how elegant of me. I'm going to die of heartburn. Why, mother and father, can I not simply enjoy my croissants for breakfast.

I'd rather be in Florida doing this, but it's closer to Monterey. I just can't wait for the six hour drive back to Monterey, it'll be a lot of fun NOT.

I'm not sure what to write about. I want to draw, I miss drawing.
Maybe I will work on the 'soon to be released' manifest~

'The Randall Effect'

I will admit to the fact that I am lonely, and that it does not help when one tries to roleplay as a specific person or character that their name/avatar/name+avatar represents to me.

Maybe it is my fault for leading them on? I don't know, but one things for sure is that it pisses me off.
Now, this is what I enjoy calling 'The Randall Effect'. This is when the person roleplaying their fictional characters name starts off small talk and then it becomes a display of, after a week or two, "TOUCH ME PLEASE, VOLYR."

I thought it would get them to shut up, but they rely so heavily on this as a forum of entertainment that it keeps them coming back for more. I have no way of knowing if the Randall Effect works on them, because they're pretty much new friends to me.

Now I enjoy talking to my friends, I really do, but I do not like cyber action, touching, etc. (Unless it involves Patchouli)

Please stop doing this sort of stuff with me. You know who you are.

More questions.

1. How did you meet Aya?
I can't remember! Our story probably goes back to when there was only onehou.

2. If Din. played in a movie, what kind of character would they play?
He would play the villain computer nerd.

3. Describe Ichirin in one word.
Pious~

4. Pixy is actually Aya in disguise, you know.
Oh really? I don't mind two crowsluts~

5. Who is Zargon's best friend?
I do not know.

6. What's Javi to you?
Javi is a bro, he comes over and we watch Black Lagoon together.

7. Hot Yuyucow on Din. action - Yes/No?
nop

8. Do you trust Russianspy?
yop

9. What do you think about Ironwatsas?
I wish I could talk to him more, but I don't know what is right to say, really.

10. If Patchouli were to be mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be?
Why the hiki is ALREADY a celebrity to me~

11. What was your first impression of Aya?
Aya has changed for the worse, but that means for the better in my book~ I really don't remember.

12. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Din. and Ichirin, and why?
It's an impossible question, since they're both at superhero level.

13. What would you do if you hadn't met Ichirin?
I'd probably would have died of a fever, because Ichirin has that very handy medical book.

14. What's Pixy to you?
stupad

15. What is one thing Zargon isn't exactly made for?
Fighting ;_;

16. What song could be Javi's theme song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrVZV__w500

17. What's Yuyucow's opinion on cheese?
I would only give Yuyucow the finest of cheese, not the cheap two dollar sticks.

18. Describe Russianspy in one word.
Poop.

19. Who is Ironwatsas's best friend?
I don't know D:

20. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, Patchouli and Ironwatsas! How will it go?
This may be fun, I know Iron and Hiki get along well, but I don't think Hiki can handle the thrill of amusement parks :<

21. What is Aya's favorite TV show or movie?
Black Lagoon?

22. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Din. and Russianspy, and why?
Din is already superhero like I said. Russianspy isn't even a sidekick, he is poop tier.

23. Would you marry Ichirin?
W-- What?! No!.. That's.. :<

24. What would Pixy not be caught dead in?
A dog fight.

25. What would Zargon not be caught dead in?
'The Missile'

26. Who would win in a duel, Javi or Zargon? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?
Javi would, with the power of ROCK AND ROLL, just barely make it a tie fight against the most noise.

27. Can Yuyucow be bad influence?
Maybe to those who want to go on a diet.

28. What would Russianspy not be caught dead in?
Not poop.

29. Do you love Ironwatsas?
I don't LOVE him.. :<

30. Will Patchouli eat those green eggs and ham?
Probably not.

31. If you could do anything with Aya, what would it be?
I'd slap Aya-- a twenty dollar bill for her services~

32. Who does Din. like?
He does not want to talk about it. I understand his situation perfectly.

33. Who's Ichirin dating?
Mm.. I don't know, maybe some sort of troublemaker.

34. What would you do if Pixy and Aya were going out?
Well.. When is it my turn with Aya? Sheesh, I have been waiting for my turn for the past sixty people.

35. Zargon just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?
Well fiddlesticks, I guess he had it coming.

36. Do you trust Javi?
Absolutely~

37. Do you love Yuyucow?
Mmm.. Maybe~..

38. If Russianspy were to be mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be?
A stick of poop.

39. If Ironwatsas were to be mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be?
He is a celebrity too.

40. Oh no, Patchouli got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
I'd quiz the Hiki to see if she learned anything or if they messed her up.
And if they did mess her up it's war of the worlds part two.

41. What musical instrument would Aya most likely play?
Harmonica it the instrument of a conductor and a sailor.. It is also suited for those who don't know what a Vuvuzela is.

42. What would you do without Din.?
My art would still suck, just a little more than it does now ;_;

43. Ever slept in the same room with Ichirin?
N.. No! Don't think of such things, derf!~

44. Describe Pixy in one word.
Stupad

45. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, Zargon and Ironwatsas! How will it go?
Oh boy here were go
and the whole city will blow up.

46. Have you dreamt of Javi before?
I did dream of Javi once, he and I were fighting crime in Mafia age Chicago, and he had a laser gun.

47. Will Yuyucow eat those green eggs and ham?
She'd eat anything~

48. Who is Russianspy's best friend?
Probably facebook idiots.

49. Describe Ironwatsas in five words.
'Pick up that can, citizen.'

50. What song could be Patchouli's theme song?
I think it's called Locked Girl.

Question thingy

1. Would you marry Pixu?
Nop~

2. Name something you have in common with Flandre?
We're both obsessed with something. Unfortunately Flandre is obsessed with a real lady~

3. Ever slept in the same room with Wriggle?
Oh my. I don't think I would get any sleep. I'd be too busy making sure that Wriggle didn't blow any of my fuses~

4. What would you do if Zargon and Patchouli were going out?
I'D C4 THAT FUCKING ROBOT

5. Do you do anything special with Aya?
I sent Aya a baka and crowslut keychain as sort of an 'early birthday present' deal. I'd like to meet up with the crowslut one of these days and go drinking with her.

6. How did you meet Funkby?
Oh boy this is a story itself. I met Funkby in Mabinogi, I began my 'let's stand around Dunbarton for no real reason 24/7' campaign. She was doing the same thing, but in another channel. At first she was a little reluctant to know me, but she got used to my antics and eventually decided she wanted to be my friend. We were close to going out, but I pussied and said no. Since half a year ago, she helped me be the solo neutral friend in Dunbarton, I am a member of her guild, Copycat.

7. Patchouli got turned into an animal! What animal is it?
It's a kitty, I will take this kitty home and read it books and show it picture books and I will take good care of Patchkitty~

8. Battler is actually Flandre in disguise, you know.
...
MAAAAGGGGIIICCCCC

9. Yuyucow and Aya are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?
Yuyucow would probably guilt Aya into playing as the wife. And then she would be all depressed and stuff and eventually kill herself at the end.

10. How would Yimmy insult Aya?
"You suck at CS:S". Yimmy isn't very familiar with twohou~

11. Would you open a mystery gift Pixu just gave you, without much hesitation?
Yes, Pixy giving things is a very rare sign, so it must mean a lot!

12. If you could do anything with Flandre, what would it be?
I want to take Flandre out and teach him the meaning of a REAL and 2D relationship. He's lost sight of the meaning of real love.

13. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Wriggle and Patchouli, and why?
Wriggle would be because Patchouli has a Koakuma already ;_;
Also Wriggle would be the best sidekick! After I cream the enemy he'd be the one to throw in the finishing lines. Usually puns, but I will let this Nightbug also finish off my enemies too~
YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD
YOU WA SHOCK

14. Who's Zargon dating?
Zargon is ronery, he confirmed it. ;_;
Luckly he isn't dating my Patchouli~

15. What if you found out that Aya was secretly an alien plotting to take over the world together with Yuyucow?
I would have to either make them join my already massive conquest or I would have to take them out of the picture. It will be tough, but I can do it!..

16. What is or would be a good nickname for Funkby?
Thighs.

17. Have you ever been in Patchouli's house?
I.. As much as I would like to.. That stupid gate guard won't let me back into the Library ;_;

18. If Battler were to be mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be?
Probably Joaquin Phoenix. Or that guy from the Discovery Channel.

19. Do you do anything special with Yuyucow?
I would give Yuyucow plenty of loving and warm attention and give her a big ice cream sundae~

20. Do you trust Yimmy?
Of course, bros b4 hoes~

21. Who's Pixu dating?
Nobody, Pixu is confirmed for ronery~

22. Flandre suddenly knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that?
Why are you so shocked to know all of these things?~

23. Will Wriggle eat those green eggs and ham?
If it has been touched by Utsuho.. Maybe. Besides, Wriggle IS the green eggs and ham~
/nomnomnomnomnom

24. Who does Zargon like?
I don't know. Maybe Zeora?

25. Will Aya eat those green eggs and ham?
Oh yes, Aya will 'eat' them all right~

26. Will Funkby eat those green eggs and ham?
This entire quiz is green eggs and ham.
No, she will not.

27. Have you ever had lunch together with Patchouli?
A silly hiki lunch consists of.. 2oz of expensive and delicious steak and a small bottle of Yakult.
I must feed the hiki well~

28. Do you think Battler is a virgin?
Oh dear god no. He's probably been sleeping with hundreds of people. 60% of the people he has slept with = Witches.

29. Yuyucow just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?
No biggie, I will see her again in a few minutes. That silly ghost needs to spend less time pissing off other Touhous.

30. What song could be Yimmy's theme song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL-kCJjbbNM

31. What would you do if you hadn't met Pixu?
I'd have ten extra dollars in my paypal sitting there~
I would also not be into GMOD as much as I am now. Pixy taught me some wire mod, he has been a real help. He taught me some self control too. I didn't realize he was angry with me that time.

32. Flandre and Yimmy are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?
Flandre would be the wife. Yimmy would just sit there saying WAIT WHAT WHAT IS GOING ON I AM LOST

33. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, Wriggle and Zargon! How will it go?
Wriggle will be riding the roller coasters, and Zargon would be trying to blow that shit up or maybe even outrun it. All the while, Wriggle sits in the roller coaster car and boos and jeers at Zargon to unintentionally piss him off~

34. Oh no, Zargon got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
Got to see your family? How was it?~

35. What is or would be a good nickname for Aya?
It's always been Crowslut for me, even though she may not like it~

36. What would you do if Funkby confessed love to you?
Impossible, she loves Lisetta.

37. What would you do if Patchouli confessed love to you?
!!
I would love that hiki tenderly and kiss her and compliment her and do all sorts of nice things for her~
Oh, a man can dream once and a while ;_;

38. What do you think of Battler?
Battler is a great person, I get the idea that he is much like I am. He dresses nicely and is dapper as all fuck, but I wish I could spend just a little more time with him, may it be in TF2 or whatnot. I want to learn a little more about Umineko other than the characters and sausage fingers.

39. What would Yuyucow not be caught dead in?
Her dinner.

40. If you could do anything with Yimmy, what would it be?
CS:S GAMENIGHT-- LOW GRAV, SCOUTS ONLY, JUMPING ONLY
Like old times ;_;

41. Oh no, Pixu got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
Oh my, would Pixy even come back alive? This doesn't seem possible to me.

42. Who would win in a duel, Flandre or Zargon? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?
It does not matter what kind of duel they pick because the result will always be the same.
Flandre will win.

43. Would you marry Wriggle?
M.. Maybe..~

44. Would you open a mystery gift Zargon just gave you, without much hesitation?
No! I need to get it checked for radiation first. It could kill me if I don't.

45. Is Aya your best friend?
I don't have a best friend, I have an 'inner circle'.
Aya is in the inner circle~

46. Hot Funkby on Aya action - Yes/No?
Funkby wouldn't know what Aya is, it would not go well. No.

47. Who's Patchouli dating?
It should be me, but she has to be all ehhhhhhh about it ;_;

48. Would you open a mystery gift Battler just gave you, without much hesitation?
I open the gift and-- Mount & Blade Warband!
Thank you very much, Mr. Battler~

49. What's Yuyucow to you?
I am glad I decided to shoot out random hiki friend requests. I met Yuyuko this way and she is a very good person. She is good at LUA / Gmod things. She is very nice to me and everybody~

50. Can Yimmy be bad influence?
Only for Flandre, too many knives around for fun.

My Favorite Friends on Steam

My favorite friends on steam:

Flande 'Natalia' Scarlet
Light
Patchouli Knowledge (All of them~)
Solo Wings Pixy
Badger (Known from Mabi)
Aya
Wriggle
Yimmy
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Asuka
Yuyucow~