Question thingy

1. Would you marry Pixu?
Nop~

2. Name something you have in common with Flandre?
We're both obsessed with something. Unfortunately Flandre is obsessed with a real lady~

3. Ever slept in the same room with Wriggle?
Oh my. I don't think I would get any sleep. I'd be too busy making sure that Wriggle didn't blow any of my fuses~

4. What would you do if Zargon and Patchouli were going out?
I'D C4 THAT FUCKING ROBOT

5. Do you do anything special with Aya?
I sent Aya a baka and crowslut keychain as sort of an 'early birthday present' deal. I'd like to meet up with the crowslut one of these days and go drinking with her.

6. How did you meet Funkby?
Oh boy this is a story itself. I met Funkby in Mabinogi, I began my 'let's stand around Dunbarton for no real reason 24/7' campaign. She was doing the same thing, but in another channel. At first she was a little reluctant to know me, but she got used to my antics and eventually decided she wanted to be my friend. We were close to going out, but I pussied and said no. Since half a year ago, she helped me be the solo neutral friend in Dunbarton, I am a member of her guild, Copycat.

7. Patchouli got turned into an animal! What animal is it?
It's a kitty, I will take this kitty home and read it books and show it picture books and I will take good care of Patchkitty~

8. Battler is actually Flandre in disguise, you know.
...
MAAAAGGGGIIICCCCC

9. Yuyucow and Aya are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?
Yuyucow would probably guilt Aya into playing as the wife. And then she would be all depressed and stuff and eventually kill herself at the end.

10. How would Yimmy insult Aya?
"You suck at CS:S". Yimmy isn't very familiar with twohou~

11. Would you open a mystery gift Pixu just gave you, without much hesitation?
Yes, Pixy giving things is a very rare sign, so it must mean a lot!

12. If you could do anything with Flandre, what would it be?
I want to take Flandre out and teach him the meaning of a REAL and 2D relationship. He's lost sight of the meaning of real love.

13. Who would be a better superhero sidekick between Wriggle and Patchouli, and why?
Wriggle would be because Patchouli has a Koakuma already ;_;
Also Wriggle would be the best sidekick! After I cream the enemy he'd be the one to throw in the finishing lines. Usually puns, but I will let this Nightbug also finish off my enemies too~
YOU'RE ALREADY DEAD
YOU WA SHOCK

14. Who's Zargon dating?
Zargon is ronery, he confirmed it. ;_;
Luckly he isn't dating my Patchouli~

15. What if you found out that Aya was secretly an alien plotting to take over the world together with Yuyucow?
I would have to either make them join my already massive conquest or I would have to take them out of the picture. It will be tough, but I can do it!..

16. What is or would be a good nickname for Funkby?
Thighs.

17. Have you ever been in Patchouli's house?
I.. As much as I would like to.. That stupid gate guard won't let me back into the Library ;_;

18. If Battler were to be mistaken for a celebrity, who would it be?
Probably Joaquin Phoenix. Or that guy from the Discovery Channel.

19. Do you do anything special with Yuyucow?
I would give Yuyucow plenty of loving and warm attention and give her a big ice cream sundae~

20. Do you trust Yimmy?
Of course, bros b4 hoes~

21. Who's Pixu dating?
Nobody, Pixu is confirmed for ronery~

22. Flandre suddenly knows all your secrets. What do you have to say about that?
Why are you so shocked to know all of these things?~

23. Will Wriggle eat those green eggs and ham?
If it has been touched by Utsuho.. Maybe. Besides, Wriggle IS the green eggs and ham~
/nomnomnomnomnom

24. Who does Zargon like?
I don't know. Maybe Zeora?

25. Will Aya eat those green eggs and ham?
Oh yes, Aya will 'eat' them all right~

26. Will Funkby eat those green eggs and ham?
This entire quiz is green eggs and ham.
No, she will not.

27. Have you ever had lunch together with Patchouli?
A silly hiki lunch consists of.. 2oz of expensive and delicious steak and a small bottle of Yakult.
I must feed the hiki well~

28. Do you think Battler is a virgin?
Oh dear god no. He's probably been sleeping with hundreds of people. 60% of the people he has slept with = Witches.

29. Yuyucow just got vaporized in a freak accident. Now what?
No biggie, I will see her again in a few minutes. That silly ghost needs to spend less time pissing off other Touhous.

30. What song could be Yimmy's theme song?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL-kCJjbbNM

31. What would you do if you hadn't met Pixu?
I'd have ten extra dollars in my paypal sitting there~
I would also not be into GMOD as much as I am now. Pixy taught me some wire mod, he has been a real help. He taught me some self control too. I didn't realize he was angry with me that time.

32. Flandre and Yimmy are forced to roleplay out a verbal couple fight. Who gets to play the wife?
Flandre would be the wife. Yimmy would just sit there saying WAIT WHAT WHAT IS GOING ON I AM LOST

33. Super fun fun adventure amusement park marathon with you, Wriggle and Zargon! How will it go?
Wriggle will be riding the roller coasters, and Zargon would be trying to blow that shit up or maybe even outrun it. All the while, Wriggle sits in the roller coaster car and boos and jeers at Zargon to unintentionally piss him off~

34. Oh no, Zargon got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
Got to see your family? How was it?~

35. What is or would be a good nickname for Aya?
It's always been Crowslut for me, even though she may not like it~

36. What would you do if Funkby confessed love to you?
Impossible, she loves Lisetta.

37. What would you do if Patchouli confessed love to you?
!!
I would love that hiki tenderly and kiss her and compliment her and do all sorts of nice things for her~
Oh, a man can dream once and a while ;_;

38. What do you think of Battler?
Battler is a great person, I get the idea that he is much like I am. He dresses nicely and is dapper as all fuck, but I wish I could spend just a little more time with him, may it be in TF2 or whatnot. I want to learn a little more about Umineko other than the characters and sausage fingers.

39. What would Yuyucow not be caught dead in?
Her dinner.

40. If you could do anything with Yimmy, what would it be?
CS:S GAMENIGHT-- LOW GRAV, SCOUTS ONLY, JUMPING ONLY
Like old times ;_;

41. Oh no, Pixu got kidnapped by aliens! What do you say once they get back?
Oh my, would Pixy even come back alive? This doesn't seem possible to me.

42. Who would win in a duel, Flandre or Zargon? And what kind of duel would they pick, anyway?
It does not matter what kind of duel they pick because the result will always be the same.
Flandre will win.

43. Would you marry Wriggle?
M.. Maybe..~

44. Would you open a mystery gift Zargon just gave you, without much hesitation?
No! I need to get it checked for radiation first. It could kill me if I don't.

45. Is Aya your best friend?
I don't have a best friend, I have an 'inner circle'.
Aya is in the inner circle~

46. Hot Funkby on Aya action - Yes/No?
Funkby wouldn't know what Aya is, it would not go well. No.

47. Who's Patchouli dating?
It should be me, but she has to be all ehhhhhhh about it ;_;

48. Would you open a mystery gift Battler just gave you, without much hesitation?
I open the gift and-- Mount & Blade Warband!
Thank you very much, Mr. Battler~

49. What's Yuyucow to you?
I am glad I decided to shoot out random hiki friend requests. I met Yuyuko this way and she is a very good person. She is good at LUA / Gmod things. She is very nice to me and everybody~

50. Can Yimmy be bad influence?
Only for Flandre, too many knives around for fun.